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The Benefits of Booking Your Project

Your project is important to you. It’s important to me, too! It’s special, unique, and something you’re very proud of, as you should be. I get it, because I’ve been there, and there is no greater feeling than having accomplished something you’ve worked tirelessly at. 

There’s nothing more heartbreaking, though, than to discover the ghostwriter you want to work with doesn’t have the time, and you’re back at square one with a project gathering dust.

That’s no way to treat it, and here’s your solution!

B.U.R.P. is an alternative means to retain my services and ensure your project makes it onto my calendar. You get all the benefits of the service, and the knowledge that your project will reach it’s full potential. Even better, the time you sequestered is yours and yours, alone; meaning it’s gets my undivided attention.

Your project deserves focus and devotion, and I’ll treat it with ultimate respect. That means during the time of your booking, you can be worry free that other distractions will take away from what’s more important, and that’s you and your book!

Simply Done and Hassle Free

Here's how it works!

We’ll discuss your project needs and book your date together. You won’t be left to determine when the best time is on your own. I’ll guide you every step of the way, and personally mark your date on my calendar.

  • 1. Tell Me a Story

    Submit your project info to start the process. We'll have a free consultation to discuss your project needs to discover the best service that fits you.

  • 2. Get a Date, Literally!

    I'll check my project calendar for my next available and send it your way. In order to sequester the time, you must respond within 48 hours to reserve the time.

  • 3. Reservation for one, please

    To reserve the time, a non-refundable deposit must be payed in advanced. The deposit will be deducted from your final total, so you won't be charged an extra dime!

  • 4. State Your business

    Receive a statement of work with a payment and delivery schedule detailing the overall project in a nutshell. No confusion, no hidden fees; complete transparency for peace of mind!

  • 5. Next in Line

    I'll send you updates and reminders concerning your project, any early openings, cancellations, or special offers. Once your date arrives, we'll pull up our sleeves and dive right in!

Frequently Asked Questions

Retainers are offered based on a percentage of the overall service total, which is then deducted from the final price of the project.


Depending on the service, this fee can range between 25 to 50% of the total amount. Additional services may affect the retainer.

Rather easily! After we've discussed the details of your project and found a date, I'll send you a statement of work detailing a payment and delivery schedule, and an invoice for the deposit. Your deposit will be placed on hold until the project begins. You'll receive consistent updates and reminders regarding your upcoming projects, and if any cancellations or openings occur, you'll have the chance of securing that opening!

That is entirely up to you! If you're canceling your retainer due to an issue I haven't addressed, please bring it to my attention, and I will do everything in my power to ensure satisfaction. Please keep in mind, retainers are non-refundable, so you will be forfeiting the deposit.

Time is precious, and I must consider other clients who are waiting as well. With that being said, I only offer 48 hours to confirm the booking before the time is forfeit.

It happens, and I completely get it. If you discover you need to reschedule your project, please contact me 24 hours prior to your booking date so we can secure you my next availability.

Sure! Multiple bookings are available, but there is no guarantee these bookings will be back to back, depending on the schedule.

As a matter of fact, yes! I completely understand finances can be tight, so I offer a wide variety of payment plans to help you pay off your balance and still get work done. You can check out your payment plan options here.

I am unable to refund any approved payments. If you are not satisfied with the end result, please contact me as soon as possible so that I may correct any issue. Check out my payment policies for more information.

The only time you should ever be charged tax is if you booked a project with me through Fiverr or Upwork. Placing an order through the site will save you 15.94% tax, as well as any service fee's these platforms charge. On here, I take care of it all!

Nearly all my services are contracted, and they are accompanied with an NDA. You will not be asked to sign anything but an agreement for the retainer prior to booking.

To be perfectly honest, I found it very entertaining when I came up with it and so far, it's caught the eye of a lot of clients. You'll find working with me won't be boring, trust me!